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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Twenty Signs That Your Boyfriend Is About To Dump You

This a guest post by Steven West

This is a list of twenty signs that your boyfriend is no longer going to be with you.



Boyfriends can be kind, considerate, caring, and thoughtful. They can also be egotistical, selfish, boorish, and mean. In the case of the later, here are twenty signs that your boyfriend is about to dump you:
  1. Your boyfriend refers to you in past tense
  2. Your boyfriend talks about sports all the time. You HATE sports talk.
  3. Your boyfriend postpones his date with you for a month
  4. Your boyfriend doesn't kiss you anymore. He doesn't hug you anymore. He just stares blankly in your presence.
  5. Your boyfriend starts to cough all the time as if he was allergic to you
  6. Your boyfriend talks endlessly about himself. He never kisses you, but he sure loves to kiss the mirror.
  7. Your boyfriend suggests that you sit in the back seat when he takes you out on a date
  8. Your boyfriend tells you that he is busy over the weekend and can't see you at all.. You discover that he wasn't too busy to take your best friend out on a passionate date.
  9. Your boyfriend puts an eviction notice in your purse
  10. Your boyfriend tells you that he likes you very much but…

3 comments:

ace campillo said...

Please feel free to comment. The comment page is open for everybody.

Anonymous said...

Hi Ace) Lol? firstly I felt a bit surprised when I looked at the title of your post. But I can see that it is a guest post. Steve has an interesting idea about relationship. As for me these signs are the signs of already happened breakup but not the future signs. When you have a relationship - you feel when smth is wrong, without words and signs like these. Maybe someone can find them useful, but as for me these are pretty obvious and I'm really more interested in your own opinion on this topic. How would you act if you decide to dump your girl? Do you agree with this list? I'm waiting for your comments:)
Cheers!
Valery
Amolife

Anonymous said...

It should be Summarizing practice word: sincerity